Saturday, July 07, 2007

the source of ALL my pain =(
this post is dedicated to my mouth ulcer which has totally succeeded in ruining my entire week.
thank u for being there every morning when i wake up & when my lips feel cracked and dry and u up the pain quotient by providing that TINGLING sensation that nvr fails to make me twist in agony.
thank u for making me grimace in pain & yell out loud when i apply bonjela on u and it literally feels like im rubbing salt on my wound.
thank u for making my lips so red and swollen and making me sound like an idiot with a short tongue and cant produce my Ps and Qs properly.
AHHHHHHhhhhh!!! come on disappear u stinking little NINCOMPOOP!!!! i quote Bonjela " fast acting jel for teething and mouth ulcers'' HOW IS IT FAST?! i realli dun feel so ya know. i think im gonna complain to the bonjela company. ARGH